December 2010
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One thing I can tell you, monsters are real...
lewisking: Watch the trailer here.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 18th
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I came home to find my wife packing a suitcase. She turned to me and said ‘I’m sorry, but I’m leaving you. It was my birthday yesterday and you never got me a present, a card or even acknowledged me. I’m going to find someone who will love me and appreciate me’. She then hurried out of the house.  I called to her, ‘Wait love, hold on! Come back!’ She...
Dec 18th
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Scotty: Aye, that's me. You're in the right place. Unless there's another hardworking, equally starved Starfleet officer around.
Little Green Guy: Me.
Scotty: Get aff! Shut up! You don't eat anything! You can eat, like, a bean, and you're done. I'm talking about food. REAL food!
Dec 16th
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Dec 2nd
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Facebook Gets Permission To Trademark The Word... →
world-shaker: sigh… ::facepalm:: WARNING: Use of the word “Face” in the above action is a violation of the copyright and trademark of Facebook.com and all of its subsidiaries.
Dec 1st
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